Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Study Claims Link Between Gaming and Real-World Violence

Scientists hook up gamers to check their brainwaves. To me the link to "real-world" violence is weak. But, if this is true, I'm kicking the scientists' asses.

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Thursday, September 01, 2005

FDA Approves Growth Drug for Short Kids

Apparently, (and perhaps not surprisingly) we are not at all satisfied with our respective genes. A physician in Cincinnati conducted studies on the new growth drug "Increlex". Data suggests kids grew up to an inch more than expected when taking the drug. We're soooo vain!!! (sorry, commentary)

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Gas Prices At $3 And Rising - What a SCAM!





How can the price at the local BP be affected by the hurrican already? What a crock!

www.channelcincinnati.com/news/4920055/detail.html

Monday, August 29, 2005

Six plead guilty to selling fake wristbands for cancer

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Duck Hunt + Doom = Duck Doom - Shoot 'em down DOOM style

Weird, stupid and pointless. I love it! Download the FULL GAME at this link.

"An overhaul upgrade to the original Duck Hunt, featuring new difficulty levels, graphics effects, remixed music & enhanced sound, the BFG-9000, and more!"

You can't beat the Big F**king Gun to get some of water fowl.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Transformation Complete, Welcome to UZ


Coach Accepts University Buyout Offer

Let's not fool ourselves - the real press conference:

Wicked witch of Clifton: "I want to emphasize that our new recruits' brain must be bigger than the basketballs they bounce. This is part of UC-21. I don't apologize that we will suck from now to eternity. This is part of UC-21. I want to note that this fiasco has to do with me hating coach's freakin' guts. That too is part of UC-21".

Uncle Tom Cox: "I just want to let everyone know how happy I am to still have my job despite my drinking and driving problems...uhhhh...well...that's it".

AD Goin: "I fear for my own safety. I must agree or this witch will melt my face just like the end of Indiana Jones".

ThePaceline.com - The French Don't Believe in Miracles


ThePaceline.com - Lance News Item

The French at it again. An American in Paris x 7 years and the world has come to an end for these guys. Well, sling more mud, as they wish, perhaps some will stick. Vive la Lance!

Shove this pic in you escargot and smoke it frenchies - "W" and "LA" in TEXAS USA BABY!